Yesterday, when I got home, Caleb, my two-year-old, said, “Daddy I put candy up my nose.” He was very proud of it, and he was seeking my approval. Not wanting to give him a “father wound” this early in life I congratulated him on his accomplishment.
Turns out it was an orange Smartie. Heather said he had orange snot draining out of his nose all day long. What’s not to be proud of?