Rusty sent me a link to this post from craigslist. It’s a great idea.
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibility to extend
I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I’m willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”. That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.
British accent preferred.
Telling Stories, Asking Questions, Learning Lessons
This reminds me of the I’ll Kick your ass” add on Ebay from a few years back. This is a screen shot.
http://www.othercinema.com/otherzine/otherzine4/auction.html
Your on Bro… I need the money.. Remember… I’ll be watching… Ya dig?
I’m a tough guy. You should hear some of my stories. I told this one preacher in Tulsa to let everybody in to thier motorcycle ralley for free.
(Don’t know if he did it) LOL
Then I told the dude that Carlton Pearson would have a new church. I’m going this wed night.
But! I agree with Carlton so we should be cool.
Hope yer having a great weekend. I’ll come vist your church with my parents soon!But I’ll be nice…. I promise 🙂