Even Better Than The Real Thing

“I’m going out to buy a lemon” I say to my wife.

She says, “It’s 40 degrees out there.”

“What are you talking about? It’s a beautiful day in October. I’m going with or without you,” I say as I slam the door and ponder my bride’s mysterious ways.

I’m walking along and I see a boy flying his kite.

I say, “Nice elevation.”

He says, “Walk on, buddy. There’s nothing to see here.”

I’m in no mood for a war, so I keep moving, trying not to get stuck in a moment that I can’t get out of. I come to a street corner and look up at the signs so as to place myself, but I’m in a neighborhood where the streets have no name.

It’s colder than I thought and my hands are almost numb. I never thought it would be this cold in Miami. I slip into the discotheque to warm up. It’s like a city of blinding lights in there. The strobes make me see spots, just like when I’ve been staring at the sun. Overwhelmed with vertigo, I stumble back outside and nearly trip over a guy sprawled out on the concrete.

“Wake up dead man, ” I say.

He stirs and asks for a little silver and gold.

“All I’ve got to give is mercy, friend, and maybe a little bit of grace. Soon enough even that’ll all be gone.”

He says, “Please sir, give me just one of whatever you’ve got. I’ve played the wanderer all my life and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. Now I’m running to stand still.”

I’ve got too much pride to tell him I feel the same way.

Anybody want to guess what concert I’ll be at on Saturday night?

Comments

  1. I’m guessing the same concert I’ll be at on November 19th!

  2. I am SO jealous…

  3. Wait. I just re-read this post and want to make sure we’re talking about the same thing. You’re going to the AVB concert, right?

  4. The Bee Gees? I knew it!! That whole disco thing gave it away…

  5. Here’s one of my favorites:

    When you look at the world
    What is it that you see?
    People find all kinds of things
    That bring them to their knees
    I see an expression
    So clear and so true
    That changes the atmosphere
    When you walk (in)to the room

    So I try to be like you
    Try to feel it like you do
    But without you it’s no use
    I can’t see what you see
    When I look at the world

    When the night is someone else’s
    And you’re trying to get some sleep
    When your thoughts are too expensive
    To ever wanna keep

    When there’s all kinds of chaos
    And everyone is walking lame
    You don’t even blink now do you
    Or even look away

    So I try to be like you
    Try to feel it like you do
    But without you it’s no use
    I can’t see what you see
    When I look at the world

    I can’t wait any longer
    I can’t wait ’till I’m stronger
    Can’t wait any longer
    To see what you see
    When I look at the world

    I’m in the waiting room
    Can’t see for the smoke
    I think of you and your holy book
    When the rest of us choke

    Tell me, tell me, what do you see?
    Tell me, tell me what’s wrong with me.

So, what are you thinking?