Easily Influenced

I am easily influenced by what I watch on TV.

Watching Happy Days made me want to wear a black leather jacket.

Watching The Andy Griffith Show made me want to be a small town sheriff.

Watching Magnum PI made me want to be a private investigator in Hawaii.

Watching The Dukes of Hazzard made we want to climb into a car through through the windows.

Watching Night Court made me want to be a judge.

Watching Seinfeld made me want to be a stand-up comedian.

Watching Cheers made me want to be a bartender.

Watching Friends made me want to hang out on a couch in a coffee house.

Watching the X-Files made me want to FBI agent.

Watching MASH made me want to be a wise-cracking Army doctor.

Watching ER made me want to be a sleep deprived doctor.

Watching House made me want to be a sarcastic doctor.

Watching CSI made me want to be a Crime Scene Investigator.

Watching Burn Notice made me want to be a spy.

Watching Firefly made me want to be a space cowboy.

Watching Law and Order made me want to be a lawyer (as much as anything can).

Watching The West Wing made me want to be a White House Staffer.

Watching Friday Night Lights made me want to be a High School football coach

Watching Justified made me want to be a U. S. Marshal (but not in the backwoods of Kentucky).

Watching Mad Men made me want to work in advertising.

Watching Deadliest Catch made me want to be a captain on a crab boat. (Only a fool would want to be a deckhand.)

So lately I’ve been binge-watching Breaking Bad on Netflix . . .